[Here is a Red.

Here is a Red, who's currently a small harmless Pokemon.

He's staring at a huge red cap.

...he can't wear his hat because it's way too big for him. The size of the cap is enough to cover his whole body.]

... ... ...

[...do you need a hint of what kind of Pokemon did he turned into?
Three words. Top freaking percentage.]

[LOOK WHO'S NOT IN THE MOUNTAINS TODAY EH?]

...?